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Years ago, back when our journey into sex toys and sexual health products started, one of the first items that was sent to us for review was a dildo. It was big, it was pink, and it felt like it had started to melt.
It hit the trash can almost as soon as it came out of the packaging.
For a good number of years, the usefulness of dildos wasn’t something I considered. I just didn’t understand why I would want to fuck myself with a fake penis when I had the real thing right there. It wasn’t like he wasn’t eager to provide himself either, so I just kind of put them off in a category of toys that was there, but didn’t serve me any purpose. Then, our good friends at Kiiroo, you know the KEON people, offered us the opportunity to test and review their KEON Sex Machine. They also added a table clamp that allowed us to position his Keon, with the sex machine attachments, onto our headboard, a table, and most importantly, our free-standing bathtub. I gave myself some time to get used to the sensations of being fucked by a machine, finding which angles and positions worked best. This kind of preparation, at times, was very annoying but in time I figured out the best way to get the dildo to hit me in the best spots. It was essential, because we used the Keon Sex Machine to simulate my first ever DP experience and it filled me with such joy, such enthusiasm, and coincidentally, with two dicks at the same time. Well, one was real, the other a dildo.
From that moment on, I found dildos to be a great addition to certain types of play. I loved the feeling of being double penetrated, but I didn’t always want to pull out the Keon Sex Machine or any other machines in our collection. Sometimes, I just wanted to yank out a good sized dildo and use it in whichever hole he wasn’t occupying. There were times when we’d shower and I craved the feeling of being filled and having vibration while sucking on his cock. In those situations, I would grab one of my vibrating dildos, smack it to the wall and back up into it and take him in my mouth.
Recently, as I’ve discovered my ability to squirt and the toys that best help me reach this powerful form of pleasure, I’ve taken to smaller but curvy dildos and a toy that I talked about in a previous review, my Hoop from Le Wand. These are some of my favorites because they hit what I call my “magic button.” I can cum quickly, within minutes, from these toys. No vibration, no stimulation from him or from a video, just one of these curved wonders and my mind.
So I’m definitely a dildo gal, and I’m proud as fuck to say it. I’ll be sharing more videos of me using dildos and small vibrators on our Fansly in the coming weeks, and we have one such video that you can watch now on our YourVids if you so choose to do, it’s now marked down 50%.
Two of my favorite dildos right now include:
I love this one so much, it’s a heavier dildo but when it’s in your hand you don’t even notice. What you will notice are it’s ridges and the gentle upward curve of the toy, hitting each spot you really want it to hit. This one, has made me squirt each and every time I have pulled it out. Hoop is also made from medical-grade stainless steel, so it’s non-porous, meaning it is incredibly easy to clean and doesn’t retain the smells that can come with some silicone toys. It is more expensive, but this is a product that is made to last.
This is the height of cuteness, at least in the world of things that are meant to go in your body. The happy colors, blend together and put the minds of users who might not be interested in an anatomically correct toy at ease. Yes, it is definitely on the smaller end of things in terms of my toys, but the 5.75 inches hit all the right spots and feel great when they do. The gentle curve hits and I’m just in heaven. Paired with a nice buzzy vibe on my clit, and I’m a happy lady.
There are plenty more dildos that I can chat about, but for now, those are the ones that are giving me the most pleasure at the moment. Looking forward, we are hoping to get our hands on a lifelike, interactive dildo, so stay tuned for more on that one. As always, if you have any questions about the toys mentioned or if you’re looking for something specific, feel free to respond in the comments below and we’ll do our very best to get back to you!